My sweetest Cat kaheen kho gaye hay,Milay tuo Batana :p

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Open With Luv

Kuch kehna hai apse

Dar lag rha hay k kaisay kahun

Whi baat jo dil ko choo Jai

Wohi 3 lafz

Mind tuo nhi karo gay?

Kehdun?

“INSAAN BAN JAO”

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Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farmaan:
1:Awaam ke taraqqi ke bunyaad sms per rakhe jate hay
2:Call karo,is say mohabat brhti hay
3:Or jis nay Misscall de woh hum may say nhi

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Tum Kuttay thay

kutay ho

Kuttay he rhogay

Tmhare sare nasal ek kutay ke he nasal hoge

Kuttiya nay yeh kaha or Kuttay say naraz hoker chali gaye :O :p

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Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na :O :p

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Pathan Captured a girl,
Gave her a dice n said:
If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i'll kiss U.
girl: if i bring 6 den?
Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege :p

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chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko Ge chahta hay

Pehli baat tuo yeh k mera haath nahi jata hay

Doosri baat yeh k ye khiyaal hamaeshaa duphair kohe Aata hay :p

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Bindas ho k jeenay ka

Tension nahi lainay ka

Achay Sapnay dekhnay ka, Mast Life guzarnay ka

jin bhut say nahi darnay ka

bolay tuo sheesha nahi dekhnay ka :P

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Mahiwal nahi Awaz Lagaye

SOHNY dor k aye,

RahnJay nay Bansuri bajai

Heer Bhagi Chali Aaye

Hum nay Sirf Seete bajai or wo Sali

Bhai ko Lay aaye :| :{