157 characters
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular
as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as
Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you
the money!
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143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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Stress test.
Ansr these 2 ques..
1.Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey mouse!
2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...
Because
all ducks have 2 legs!
SO BE COOL.
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB
while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another
fool!
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
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U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
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If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss.....
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon.....
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