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Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

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I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.

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You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.

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I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.

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The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.

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I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.

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Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...

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Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.