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Once
in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in
the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent
enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials
went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the
monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took
off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses
doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good
morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots
doing?"
Monkey:
"Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 10' minutes
what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and
snacks"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses
doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots
doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
Officer: "After 30 minutes what
were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping
and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses
doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots
doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"
Officer: "Just before plane
crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots
doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering ???
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