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lllllllll  Height of Innocence..... Funny Joke  lllllllll

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby.."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

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"Then why did you eat him??"

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